Sleazy

5y

what the f*** are you going on about

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5y

Im tha worlds Top AlphaMale

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5y

Im tha worlds Top AlphaMale

Sleazy

5y

you couldnt fight your way out of wet paper bag

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Fire Lord

5y

Looks like a spelling test is enough to stop you in your tracks

Fire Lord

5y

Bro
You are your own worst enemy

You don’t stand a chance against a gorilla even in the one category you have an advantage in as a human : mentally

Fire Lord

5y

Bro
You are your own worst enemy

You don’t stand a chance against a gorilla even in the one category you have an advantage in as a human : mentally

Fire Lord

5y

Bro
You are your own worst enemy

You don’t stand a chance against a gorilla even in the one category you have an advantage in as a human : mentally

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5y

Im tha worlds Top AlphaMale

Sleazy

5y

you actually think he has a mental advantage over a Gorilla

MrIndigo96

5y

100 men but Gorilla will cause several fatalities

ASAKI

5y

strength isn't the only winning factor in survival lol. there's a reason why we evolved to have bigger brains and increased intelligence instead of massive arms.

a group of even 5 humans could easily take on a gorilla given time to prepare.

ASAKI

5y

strength isn't the only winning factor in survival lol. there's a reason why we evolved to have bigger brains and increased intelligence instead of massive arms.

a group of even 5 humans could easily take on a gorilla given time to prepare.

mirza

5y

gorilla

rozco

5y

Only way the men could win is if they rushed the gorilla in waves of say 20. They’d need to take turns jumping onto his back and trying their hardest to strangle it and gouge it’s eyes out. While this job sounds the scariest, the stranglers are actually getting off easy. They would be hurt one by one by being thrown off but the gorilla would be ripping limbs and chewing faces off of the other guys who are pathetically trying to attack him from the front (I say him because we’re obviously talking about a silverback alpha male not some twig eating hoe).

Most if not all of the first wave are guaranteed casualties. It would be nice to think the ape is worn down by now but he’s actually full tilt on adrenaline and just getting warmed up. His fur is caked in blood. Silverback Red Fists. On the plus side for the men, the psychological effect on the gorilla of the other 80 men just standing around and waiting would be profound. Unfortunately for the men, they’d be pissing their pants and realizing they’re in way over their heads. At least 20 would bail.

This leaves, let’s be generous, 60 men.

The next two waves would require 2-3 men at a time attacking from the front. All of these men are goners. While these brave heroes are getting their d***s ripped off a dozen men at once would be piling onto the gorilla, weighting each other and therefore the gorilla down like a zombie horde.

Things would look good for a moment, but the gorillas alpha instincts would go super saiyan 4 at this point. A dozen or two other men would pile on in an attempt to smother the beast to death but it would be futile. The pure terror of their comrades ripped off limbs, gallons of blood, and feces and piss from their failing bodies would be so overwhelming they’d barely be able to focus hard enough to escape the thrashing and rolling that Goku Red Fists would be getting into. Whether or not he’s able to stand up and throw them off is irrelevant. One way or another the beast is gonna roll over and at this point the brutality they’ve witnessed will be like a walk in the park compared to what’s next: a borderline comical cacophony of rolling, stomping, smashing, gnashing, and blood curling screams. Worst of all is they’d know deep down that they deserve this for even attempting to fight such a beautiful creature.

The men would have to hope at this point that they’ve managed to gouge out both of the gorillas eyes. Let’s assume this. It would only aid his incomprehensible bloodlust in the rolling campaign of carnage but by now he really is starting to get tired. On top of that the repeated damage to his windpipe is starting to actually affect him. His giant balls have been battered. He’s also blind.

Maybe there’s 25 men left who are still able to put up a fight. The ones who aren’t dead are so traumatized they may as well be. They’d probably plan it so their best, strongest fighters were in the last wave. These attributes may actually be helpful at this point. From here all they can hope to do is form a circle around the gorilla and jump on his arms and legs as he tries to escape. If they’ve got four guys on each limb, they could conceivably pull him down as other men jump on his chest and face (avoiding his gnashing teeth) stomping him to death and swapping out positions on his limbs. The thrashing would still be extraordinary. At least ten more men would die in this final push from sheer exhaustion and the final death grips of the gorillas massive hands.

The remaining dozen would stagger away, taking no satisfaction, nor feel any glory, in the death that surrounds them.

Shoegaze

5y

Change it to bear