firstfloor.substack.com/p/betty-hammerschlag-is-a-middle-aged

Substack.com

bro wants me to click on that link

Hammerschlag

"Hammerschlag"

OP must be compromised to a permanent end

i am lorde, ya ya ya

Clicked the link and was immediately billed $300 Apple Pay

And Drake got peed on. So what?

Reminds me of my ex wife

Turns out she was a dude this whole time

Cancel me idgaf

Betty Hammerschlag was a working man, she used to load that Econo-line van 😩

Not me plowin ur ex-wife

substack posting the new wave in 2027

artist with an album called "fake girl" is actually a middle aged man

Imma do the same and use my Single White Female avatar to indoctrinate white women into becoming Pan African Eco-Socialists

Is it bad the album they j put out is my AOTY