Sucuk

6y

i always day dreamt of slapping drake
like at the oscars on the red carpet or something you know
like he looka t me the wrong way so i pull up past chubbs straight to drizzy and ask him whats up with his left eye
so this guy chubbs hes come up and touch me so i kick him you know one of those high kicks on his face blam hes down ko
anyway i turn around face all red cus im pissed at this dude for looking at me like i f***ed his bm so i charge up my hand behind my head, unfisted so spread all the fingers out and i let off one SMACK boom crack this guy just broke his mother f***ing nose the moment my five fingers touched down on his dumb ass beard
now theres all these cameras you know at the oscaars and suddenly im famous breh forever go down as a legend in history; the guy that smacked t f out of king slime drizy drakr