"you got canceled for using the f word, but not for all the f you did" (in spain f word is m word, and m is mdma)
My wife came to me this morning and said "Husband, where is our car?"
I said "Darling, I sold it! We won't need it any more and it was the best decision for our family."
She said, "Oh thank you husband! You are so caring. Did you make thousands of dollars to send our kids to school and fix the roof?"
I said "Yes darling, $200 I made for our family."
"But husband, that is not enough for a new car." She cried.
I said "Darling, don't you see? Just enough for a pair of Yezzy Podes. I will carry you and the children from town to town.
"Oh husband I want a divorce!"
I said "No, darling" and ran away in my cool new shoes
Nbs
will Kanye respond??
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1756064109752431046You have to disappoint your fan base again.
"you look like an alergic reaction, like a mortal kombat tutorial, like a viking character with disabilities"
Ordering a large pizza for dinner & not doing s*** but smoking weed & s***posting & listening to LP
WE won
Ordering a large pizza for dinner & not doing s*** but smoking weed & s***posting & listening to LP
WE won
Getting some whiskey for tonight
Who ain't entertained by my pain?
Who ain't cash a cheque off my name?
True
His best verse in years
"you look like abraham lincon after smoking shisha, like the guy who snitched on Bin laden (?)"
Ordering a large pizza for dinner & not doing s*** but smoking weed & s***posting & listening to LP
WE won
Happy national pizza day im doing the same thing but instead of weed i got my Kratom