@PerryTheMADLADYPUS im soooooooo drunk rn😭
I’m 9 1/2 inches, it’s a gift and a curse
God writing this lie down in the Book of Life:

This nigga be staring at the cover while listening to albums
I think most people actually do this its not an abnormal behavior
rhinovirus got my stummy doin front flips like a virg on a man wrist
I've been having the worst diarrhea today
I think most people actually do this its not an abnormal behavior
I press play and put my phone in my pocket like a real nigga
God writing this lie down in the Book of Life:

Honestly it’s overrated, I wouldn’t mind a smaller d***
So far spider p***, special olympics gifs, bones breaking, Kurt Angle and Ginuwine have all been posted ITT. It's safe to say we're in for a classic.
I taught her to do this to your face if she sees you

@pussy_bacon This is a nice loooking cat but if she actually does scratch your face, I suggest you "sue" in court. 😭😭
Niggas asked me to post in the VZ planner thread more often like I’ve ever participated in a damn Verzuz before
I press play and put my phone in my pocket like a real nigga
You missing out. Kids see ghost was 70% album cover
I taught her to do this to your face if she sees you

your cat deadarse looks exactly like mine and has the same mannerisms
wait
This is like when Spiderman went to the multiverse
