Im constipated on the toilet right now
Eat more fiber man
Oatmeal and coffee

He got a new b****?
All natural

Eat more fiber man
Oatmeal and coffee
I s*** just fine on the regular, okay! My fiber intake is fantastic. I had oatmeal saturday and sunday. Coffee is for bozos don't quote me with that s***
Im constipated on the toilet right now
Sounds like my usual day