
Already got my goon sesh prepped JIC the album doesn’t drop
I’ve been jelqing since 7:30
I’m shaftmaxxed ready for the big goonbust at midnight EST
I’ve been jelqing since 7:30
I’m shaftmaxxed ready for the big goonbust at midnight EST
I just shed a tear down my leg to your linkedin page OG
Big night ahead, boys.
Wife just told me she’s heading out on a date with her boyfriend, which can only mean one thing: uninterrupted Nintendo Switch time 😌🎮
No “can you pause it?”, no “we need to talk,” no losing the TV mid-boss fight. Just me, my backlog of games, and the sweet sound of freedom (and maybe some snacks she said I shouldn’t eat).
Honestly, I hope they have a great time. Like… take your time. Dessert, a walk, maybe a second drink? Don’t rush on my account. I’ve got kingdoms to save and absolutely zero interruptions planned.
Marriage is all about balance ❤️
happy for you
Big night ahead, boys.
Wife just told me she’s heading out on a date with her boyfriend, which can only mean one thing: uninterrupted Nintendo Switch time 😌🎮
No “can you pause it?”, no “we need to talk,” no losing the TV mid-boss fight. Just me, my backlog of games, and the sweet sound of freedom (and maybe some snacks she said I shouldn’t eat).
Honestly, I hope they have a great time. Like… take your time. Dessert, a walk, maybe a second drink? Don’t rush on my account. I’ve got kingdoms to save and absolutely zero interruptions planned.
Marriage is all about balance ❤️
I’ve been jelqing since 7:30
I’m shaftmaxxed ready for the big goonbust at midnight EST
Methinks I’d like to be in the splash zone! 😅
I’ve been jelqing since 7:30
I’m shaftmaxxed ready for the big goonbust at midnight EST
First in my bloodline to read stuff like this
I love her still
I’ve been jelqing since 7:30
I’m shaftmaxxed ready for the big goonbust at midnight EST
#simpcity #jerkingcantdie
Methinks I’d like to be in the splash zone! 😅
Hark! I’ve got a soiled pair of post goon VLONE drawls for you OG ❤️