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4mo

The Legend of the KTT2 Poster “Pussy Bacon”

In the early, lawless days of KTT2—when threads rose and fell in minutes and every post was a gamble between brilliance and complete idiocy—there appeared a user whose name alone unsettled the order of things: p**** bacon.

No one knew when he first registered. Some claimed he had been there from the site’s creation, lurking before the first thread was even posted. Others swore he simply appeared one day, mid-discussion, as if dropped into existence.

His first post was not insightful. It was not funny. It was not even coherent.

It was just:

“pussy bacon”

At first, it was ignored. Then quoted. Then mocked.

But he did not stop.

Thread after thread—album debates, fashion posts, late-night confessions—he would arrive, leave the same phrase (or some slight mutation of it), and vanish. No explanation. No engagement. No defence.

Users tried to bait him:

“Explain yourself.”
“What does it mean?”
“Are you broken?”

He never replied.

Days passed. Then weeks.

Something strange began to happen.

People started anticipating him. A long thread would feel incomplete without his appearance. When hours went by without a sighting, users grew uneasy—as if some ritual had gone unfulfilled.

Then came The Night of the Great Thread.

A massive discussion—hundreds of pages—spiralled into chaos. Arguments collapsed into nonsense, memes devoured meaning, and the forum seemed on the brink of eating itself.

And then, at the height of it:

He posted.

But this time, it was different.

Not just the phrase—but a full paragraph. Still absurd. Still incomprehensible. But longer. Stranger. Almost… intentional.

The thread stopped.

For a moment—just a moment—everyone read.

And in that silence, something shifted. The chaos broke. The thread died, not in flames, but in confusion.

After that, his appearances grew rarer.

Some say he achieved what he came for—that he proved any space, no matter how structured, could be undone by pure nonsense repeated with conviction.

Others claim he was banned, quietly, without ceremony.

A few insist he’s still there.

Lurking.

Waiting for the right thread.

And every now and then, when a discussion starts to spiral beyond saving, someone will post it again—

Not as a joke.

But as a kind of invocation:

“pussy bacon”

Jim Napster

4mo

only acceptable version of white dude wit ukelele

Pool Rather

4mo

Even if Abraham Lincoln had jammed a sick uke?

xanman86

4mo

Ye always drops albums when I'm on a trip.

Capable78

4mo

Is this released

relapsed bisexual

4mo

getting my stomach pumped before billy (abortion)

relapsed bisexual

4mo

getting my stomach pumped before billy (abortion)

this is not an alt

4mo

So when is this released?