I am a very proud Yenis sucker

You've been trying to figure this out for years at this point

Not sure if I should give you the satisfaction of knowing

Member since 2021… you were 16 when you joined
You’re 21

Kirkin aint dead

Nope!

There is much misinformation floating around about me.

The classics turned me to Daddy Warbucks

I remember when they tried saying Orangutan wasn’t hella caked up with that juicy ass

this afternoon 100 bullies pulling up
to SNL

Billies* thank you

I have magnificent thighs as well.

Important:

Idk who any of these ppl
Are

Humiliation ritual

Kanye come to nyc plz

Jonathan Majors Fell Through A Window On Daily Wire Action Flick, Leading Crew To Walk Off Set, Producers Say They “Don’t Negotiate With Communists”

They’re calling it the most 2026 Jonathan Majors headline possible

#KanyeToOhio

I hope Jonathan is okay

Sources are telling me Jonathan Majors is stable

Thank god