This happened this morning and now that I'm in a cool spot I gotta make the thread might be a slight long read ...
I was sitting on the plane next to the window there was another person sitting in the first one an older Asian lady we were waiting for takeoff
Then an attendant came to our seat putting sum luggage up and a young chick comes behind him saying her seat was at the window.. my seat was originally in the middle but I hate sitting next to ppl
she was a thick asf liteskin female me and the older lady had to get out the section so she can sit because that ass was super fat she had on those tight sweat pants on and the bouncy recoil on it was crazy
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After she sits of course I had to get in the middle put the dividers down, Did like how Papi would had an Arizona with half a xan dissolved in it and started sipping hoping ima be knocked out for this next hour.
I aint get fully knocked out but I was just in a drowsy high with music on I started getting cramped and started to manspreading like a real nikka ...
The Asian lady was of course smaller so I could comfortably do that the liteskin chick she was thick
so I accidentally hit her leg a little so after that she put she puts the divider back up basically put her legs right next to mines and started laying down sideways with her thighs and ass touching right on me,
I move my leg away from hers she moves closer so I'm still high and thinking she sleep moving so I grabbed her thigh start pushing her the other way from me I dont like being touched she grabs my arm puts it around her...
So I said f*** it and start laying sideways like she is hella close and starting rubbing her ass with my other hand while the other on her waist...
We were like that the whole flight I'm pretty sure the attendant noticed but other than that no one cared we were just pretty much rocking on each other the whole time undisturbed..
Until it the Plane landed and all the lights came on and I just grabbed her coochie one last time and just got up we aint talk one time at all just got up and ready to leave we aint talk one time at all :
Damn u aint get her name, number or naann??
OP took a xan and hallucinated the whole interaction.
The entire time he was groping the old Asian lady
Ah
You did this with a random b**** you don’t know? :vlosereave:
gotta live life a lil
As I was walking around the airport I decided I might wanna talk to that girl since we gone be in the same little ass city while I'm out here shii she may even be a blessing from the lord himself...
I looked around to see where she was and I see her next to sum tall ugly nikka I seen him on the plane thought they were unrelated I approach with a "ayo"
The tall nikka answer for her said "wassup man" he had a deep accent like he came straight from the village of South Sudan I said sum bullshit excuse and he said "ight" basically told me to f*** off
I fell asleep on a lady’s shoulder when I was like 18 but now I think she’d get me arrested
OP is a poor black/Dominican Mormon...said he doesn't do d**** or drink.. trying to f***. Shouldn't he have been tryna soak? And how the f*** can you get a CAN of Arizona on a carry-on? Nigga is lying.
This is the mst insane thing i hve ever seen on this site
What was it? It's not showing up for me.