Ok fine

Just a hairless god*

why would god be a man lol

n why would a god have hair?

why would they do or be anything even remotely conceivable to us

he's BALD?!

Ok enough idc

You go to heaven

God looks like a human

No hair

How do you feel

what if bald god wore a cowboy hat and said rootin tootin often

kill me now please

Is he big?

oh yeah now we're asking the right questions

Its literally just the famous boxer butterbean but God

Like butterbean but a foot or two taller

Absolutely

I'm only excited if guy fieri there too

?

wrong thread blah. you know where to look

Hair isn’t a positive or negative trait

@Brave what r u gonna do in this moment

no, more of a yoda vibe

Tf been wrong with niggas on here man, mfs crying about using dryers for their clothes and all kinds of s***

baldies mad itt

basically shaved pube

*sees god is bald when the gates open

“Forgive me father for I am about to blow your back out”

- BRAVE