game only got that far cause he made a terrible error 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

big day going 1-5 increases his slash line to .209/.323/.410/.733

wRC+ of 98, only 9 below that of an average 1B and barely trailing noted big bats like Garrett Hampson and Maikel Franco

already on the wrong side of the aging curve

not even the best first baseman named Alonso

leading the Mets to a 17-21 record and only 2 back of the mighty Marlins

and still an ISIS supporter

can't believe they gave that fat man ROY over a top 5 SS talent of all time just cause he hit some juiced ball homers and said some s*** about the troops to please the latino-hating baseball fans in the flyover states

this is also the time to laugh at all 5 diamondbacks fans who thought gallen could carry 27 f***ing bums to anything close to respectable record

Wrong side of the aging curve? He's 25.

Sophomore slump in a fake season so I'm not too worried. The only thing really different from last season is his batted ball profile is his .BABIP so that'll correct itself

He'll still be hitting .260, taking his walks and hitting 40+ HRs and providing a 4+ WAR every season.

And can't forgot how he comes through in the clutch:

Giving Tatis ROY when he played half the season

Yankees tied with Blue Jays now

More Fake Season tings

Niggas can’t stay healthy in a 60 game season

It’s unhealthy to be this obsessed

Tatis is gonna win multiple MVPs and the guy is stressing over a Rookie of the Year award in which he played 84 games...

Fernando Tatis should be arrested asap

I like the new rules tbh

Extra innings base runner, 7 inning doubleheaders, 3 batter rule

I could be down with extended playoffs but it needs to be more than 3 games

All the rule changes you listed are so bad

Universal DH the only good thing

Yeah the DH is good too forgot about that

I actually f*** with 7 inning games.

Less innings for your bum ass pitching staff to blow a lead so yeah I'd imagine you're in favor of them

it works for it's purpose of this season. in 162 games though no thank you

13-24

Hard to hear when you’re in 5th place.

relatable

For double headers maybe. Not regulation games

im ok with it for double headers