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  • Mar 29, 2022
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    MiguelMeyerz
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    Imagine if Jaden got kicked out of his house and developed a d*** problem then Zoe took him in, helped him, played mother figure to him and then developed a sexual relationship with him.

    That would be f***ing wild.

    Someone make a full Copypasta for this and I swear I'll spam the f*** out of it, f***ing gold content.

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    TheTheoryIsYou

    Someone make a full Copypasta for this and I swear I'll spam the f*** out of it, f***ing gold content.

  • garetare

    How long you been waiting XDDDDD

  • Illermatic 🛰️
    Mar 29, 2022

    this mid still going?

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    rustcohlestan

    somebody get the drake heroin copypasta for this

    Said it before and I’ll say it again, Jaden needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.
    He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeJaden movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.
    Jaden would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Jaden explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.
    The best possible thing Jaden could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.

  • Mar 29, 2022
    Like a Camillimane

    stanley johnson at PF

  • e t 👽
    Mar 29, 2022
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    Man, f*** these people

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    COWBOY WAYNE

    How old are you

    24 in like 20 days

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    willow's music is better than jaden's tbh

    i also want to f*** her

    unrelated ofc

  • Mar 29, 2022
    e t

    Man, f*** these people

    Can they just stfu

  • Mar 29, 2022
    e t

    Man, f*** these people

    Saw the quote before pic, was expecting tucker Carlson

  • Mar 29, 2022
    e t

    Man, f*** these people

  • NobodyWins

    24 in like 20 days

    Hype man

  • Mar 29, 2022
    e t

    Man, f*** these people

    This can’t be real right?

    S*** sounds like something the onion would post.

  • Illermatic 🛰️
    Mar 29, 2022

    Zoe the epitome of nepotism but she still goat

  • Mar 29, 2022
    Shooa

    willow's music is better than jaden's tbh

    i also want to f*** her

    unrelated ofc

  • Mar 29, 2022

    Already saved this s*** for later.

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    WESLEYS THEORY

    Said it before and I’ll say it again, Jaden needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.
    He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeJaden movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.
    Jaden would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Jaden explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.
    The best possible thing Jaden could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.

    Funniest thing is I think he'd still be mid

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    Wt701
    https://twitter.com/TheNolaChick/status/1508941699346837515

    Jim said something?

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    @KanyesBills need your opinion

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    NobodyWins

    Jim said something?

  • Mar 29, 2022
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    TheTheoryIsYou

    Funniest thing is I think he'd still be mid

    Hard to make music when you have no sort of struggle or something relatable to speak of.

  • WESLEYS THEORY

    Hard to make music when you have no sort of struggle or something relatable to speak of.

    Not wrong to be fair, doubt he'll derail so gonna be mid for life.