In early January of 2024, Pharrell Williams was spotted in Miami trying to parallel park a Tesla cybertruck (Nazi company) outside of Louis Vuitton for almost 10 minutes before eventually giving up and hopping out of the vehicle (Nazi truck). This is wrong for three reasons:

1. Promoting a Nazi company owned by one of the worst persons to ever live.
2. Promoting the Cybertruck, a ridiculously inefficient and dangerous killing machine disguised as a vehicle.
3. Driving a motor vehicle without being able to parallel park is a clear violation of the social construct, and encourages reckless behaviour.

So, my question is, why do you think Pharrell received minimal backlash for this, while JPEGMAFIA continues to get lambasted online practically everyday?

I saw this one before the other ones and was like wtf

Im with you OP

keep going op

pharrell doesnt get ragebaited easily like jpegmafia

Wow I never thought about how difficult that b**** may be to park. Seems like the way that vehicle is shaped could f*** with your depth of perception.

He was listening to Can’t Tell Me Nothing

It explains everything from the Nazi truck to parallel double parking that mother f***er sideways

Pharrell blows next topic

these people should be sent to labor camps

This s*** happened almost 2 years ago bruh move on lmao

@op

That ain’t a vehicle you drive in an inner city

That’s an Austin Texas type beat

Thread started 4 hours ago, oh am I late?

I thought if Cybertruck could drive itself then it can park itself, I mean that was a feature of some cars even before self-driving?

Zionist media buried this quick like the new york tunnels

Let's talk about it

Both suck but Pharrell at least isn’t having temper tantrums and meltdowns on twitter every other day

He gave us Chains and Whips you say he touched that Cybertruck?

w thread format

I thought those AI cars could parallel park themselves

Excuse me, what does this have to do with Pharrell driving a cyber truck?

we make a critique of it cause that’s why we’re maoists-

wow, the zionist is a Musk fan

shocker