some chipmunks or squirrels or someshit living in ur bedframe

How can i fix this

Buss back

You really are the stankiest

This mf a plant!

get an aggressive cat

Listen bud it's really simple , close your window when you are going to sleep , the final step is to don't forget where you came from ; when your problem disappears , remember that if you do not allocate what will retrospectively seem like a very extremely small portion of your time for the explicit purpose of thanking me for providing you with the answer you came to me while looking for , then you will wake up in a cold sweat regretting that you did not do as I told you .

My name is madame zerrouki and you can say whatever you'd like so long as you do not say that you were not told . Now listen closely to this part because it is crucial ; my name is Madame zerrouki and this is the sound of me chucking the deuce and returning home up the mountains , to never be heard from again , unless Madame zerrouki feels it is time to descend onto your planes of existence once more . ( Ominous elipse music )

Throwing seeds on your bed for a 2 page thread is crazy

This you

He woke up with them.

Thank you bro

Right like can he not read bro

da hell

username to post ratio

Op fell off

Its the seed fairy

you know
what they say

when life gives you seeds plant some trees

Nigga got birds in his room

what the hell are u smoking

Have you tried washing your ass?

When i was in college i had these small ball like bugs in my bed, f***ing garbage ass campus, they never bit me tho but it was rly weird

What man

Why do you keep waking up?