Bruh faked weeknd DMs no way lmao

P****

Niggas got google drives of this s*** now LOL

That 4 post S run on page one goes in the history books

Man said "us all the time"...lmao

noah wrote for big pun

f*** y'all

noah sammak section plz

his lastfm got taken down

this thread was definitely worth reading all the way

y'all really ruined this man

last fm page gone too

last.fm/music/Noah+Sammak

never seen this many likes

This is a semi flex

classic

the sammecks were close with the sammaks.

when the time came abel sammak, noah's father, put noah in a little baby canoe basket like moses, and it floated to australia, where it got stuck in a cesspool.

baby noah sammak swam to safety. as a young baby he wrote for empire of the sun and other australian bands. he gave kevin parker his first looping pedal and baby penned the lyrics to three tame impala records, which parker later used.

when noah grew up he started rap genius and only used his time to put credits where they were rightfully dew. three cormega albums, a dj khaled track with SZA, and all of the weeknds output. he raised the weeknd in australia and telepathically teleported him to canada in time to scam his first producer rose and release HoB.

me and noah grew up together. my father dieter sammeck raised noah. we were close because of the likeness of our names. noah always used to say to me fondly, "if i wasn't a sammak i would want to be a sammeck".

i used to tease him and say, "sammeck's get more neck than sammak's"

we used to get drunk in a local vineyard and fall asleep by the fence in the tall grass, laughing wildly, making jokes, and claiming many of the local women as our particular lays.

that's how noah wrote that lay with you song by weeknd.

I wish I knew what happened here lmao

@Brave

Wait so did he actually collab with Trav and The Weeknd? Or was it cap