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  • Mar 21, 2020
    Ghetto Lenny

    How do we know this? I don’t want to go back and read this whole thread.

    Genius and other off brand lyric sites were the only source for the credits. He's not credited officially anywhere on any of the tracks he supposedly helped write. Also, here's a conversation between what I can only presume is Noah, and a Wikipedia editor discussing whether or not they should leave his credits up (they didn't)

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Noah_Sammak

  • Mar 21, 2020
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    Someone please give a summary on what happened

  • Mar 21, 2020
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    Tribe

    Someone please give a summary on what happened

    • This thread gets made
    • Nothing happens for 5 hours
    • Noah comes in here with an account (TrappaChiNo) and defends himself with BS billboard articles
    • He then emails S under the name “Gabe” and says he’s going to sue
    • S posts the emails and hilarity ensues, thread takes off
    • PS wars going on, classic KTT thread
    • More revelations - ppl on Twitter 8 hours before the thread was made were talking about Sammak being a fraud, like 3 ppl on Twitter
    • We find a wiki page that basically lays out his fraud LOL he kept trying to add himself to credits on Wikipedia and editors were like “citation needed” but couldn’t ever give one
    • This thread makes it onto the third spot when you google Noah Sammak
    • Later today one of the Twitter guys makes an account and shares the screenshots he has. Noah mentions Dahelea, Doc, and Max Martin (all weeknd producers)
  • Mar 21, 2020
    Cam Skattebo Fan
    • This thread gets made
    • Nothing happens for 5 hours
    • Noah comes in here with an account (TrappaChiNo) and defends himself with BS billboard articles
    • He then emails S under the name “Gabe” and says he’s going to sue
    • S posts the emails and hilarity ensues, thread takes off
    • PS wars going on, classic KTT thread
    • More revelations - ppl on Twitter 8 hours before the thread was made were talking about Sammak being a fraud, like 3 ppl on Twitter
    • We find a wiki page that basically lays out his fraud LOL he kept trying to add himself to credits on Wikipedia and editors were like “citation needed” but couldn’t ever give one
    • This thread makes it onto the third spot when you google Noah Sammak
    • Later today one of the Twitter guys makes an account and shares the screenshots he has. Noah mentions Dahelea, Doc, and Max Martin (all weeknd producers)

  • Mar 22, 2020
    BGFX

    LMAOOOOOO

  • Glad I was in on a classic thread

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Cam Skattebo Fan
    • This thread gets made
    • Nothing happens for 5 hours
    • Noah comes in here with an account (TrappaChiNo) and defends himself with BS billboard articles
    • He then emails S under the name “Gabe” and says he’s going to sue
    • S posts the emails and hilarity ensues, thread takes off
    • PS wars going on, classic KTT thread
    • More revelations - ppl on Twitter 8 hours before the thread was made were talking about Sammak being a fraud, like 3 ppl on Twitter
    • We find a wiki page that basically lays out his fraud LOL he kept trying to add himself to credits on Wikipedia and editors were like “citation needed” but couldn’t ever give one
    • This thread makes it onto the third spot when you google Noah Sammak
    • Later today one of the Twitter guys makes an account and shares the screenshots he has. Noah mentions Dahelea, Doc, and Max Martin (all weeknd producers)

  • Mar 22, 2020

    Damn this thread died out

  • Mar 22, 2020

    This thread out here doing Heartless numbers

  • Mar 22, 2020

    so... who is he?

  • Mar 22, 2020
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    @S open a gofundme, all of us pitch in. Use the money to counter sue, win the lawsuit and divide the profits among your KTT brothers.

  • Mar 22, 2020
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    POOM POOM DOOM

    @​S open a gofundme, all of us pitch in. Use the money to counter sue, win the lawsuit and divide the profits among your KTT brothers.

    When S secures a penny for each of us

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Altar

    When S secures a penny for each of us

    If he claims to be affiliated to the Weeknd, then we should potentially get that Weeknd money (or the label he's signed to)

  • Mar 22, 2020
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    books.google.com/books?id=snM9xQEACAAJ&sitesec=reviews

    "The book came with photos of Noah sucking some male toes, I don't know what's happening but I gave this book to my 7 year old daughter and she came up crying to me."

  • Mar 22, 2020

    He deleted his insta

  • Mar 22, 2020

    How did I miss this classic?

  • Mar 22, 2020
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    What page did this thread pop off?

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Blujay

    What page did this thread pop off?

    Page 1

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Blujay

    What page did this thread pop off?

    Off the rip tbh

  • Mar 22, 2020
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    BRUH Y'ALL ACTUALLY GOT HIM TO DELETE

    instagram.com/noahsammak

  • Mar 22, 2020

    f*** how did i miss this, s*** is literally a page 1 classic

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Altar


    YOU HAVE BEEN VISTED BY COOKIE MONSTER SAMMAK. REPOST THIS IMAGE OR HE GETS A WRITING CREDIT ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE

  • Mar 22, 2020

    This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

    In one place in “Shades,” and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Sammak has scored 114 offenses against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record. There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it; the other is to read Shades. As a writer he has mastered everything except language; as a novelist he can do everything except tell a story; as an artist he is everything except articulate­, he leads his readers to the latrine and locks them in.

    But the amount of utter s*** in the volume is almost infinite — s*** conception­, execution, dialogue and sentiment. Whoever buys the book on the strength of Noah's reputation, will be cheating himself of his money, and we believe we shall never see the man who has endured the reading of the whole of it…. Comment upon the structure is needless. But even this string of nonsense is equalled by the nonsense that is strung upon it, in the way of crazy sentiment and exaggerate­d passion. What the book means, we know not. To save it from almost utter worthlessn­ess, it must be called a prose poem, and even then, it might be supposed to emanate from a lunatic hospital rather than from Australia. We say it with grief — it is too bad for Mr. Sammak to abuse his really fine talents as he does. A hundred times better if he kept them in a napkin all his natural life.

  • Mar 22, 2020
    radiant child

    it's kinda crazy none of us thought of that though, that could've been any of our names up in the thread title

    talk about yourself pls

  • Mar 22, 2020
    Altar


    YOU HAVE BEEN VISTED BY COOKIE MONSTER SAMMAK. REPOST THIS IMAGE OR HE GETS A WRITING CREDIT ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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