Wait what? Nah you making me laugh cause why were you suspicious about that? im not correlating
Where did the fur come from bro? Did she wear the dress somewhere that had animals and not wash it before she wore it again? Did she just pick up a stray cat on the sidewalk on the way there?
Worst part is, the lights were off, so it was pitch black, and in hindsight the whole s*** was suspiciously wet. I still wonder if that's just how she was or there was something else afoot man.
F*** it, alright.
So she said she had to go to the hospital the next week so they could induce labor. She had a whole dead fetus inside of her.
Bruh
Where did the fur come from bro? Did she wear the dress somewhere that had animals and not wash it before she wore it again? Did she just pick up a stray cat on the sidewalk on the way there?
Worst part is, the lights were off, so it was pitch black, and in hindsight the whole s*** was suspiciously wet. I still wonder if that's just how she was or there was something else afoot man.
wait.... like her p**** was strangely wet?
yeah that honestly a little strange.... just judging from what you told me she's probably some crazy cat lady or some s***
When you hook up with someone who has kids your age that s*** feels weird
She was fine as s***, early 40s. It probably could have gone somewhere if not for the fact I was still awkward with these things at 19, especially if it was someone twice my age.
She was fine as s***, early 40s. It probably could have gone somewhere if not for the fact I was still awkward with these things at 19, especially if it was someone twice my age.
I completely feel you bro. I actually fumbled a couple older women when I was around that age too because in my mind it would be cooler to date a girl my age but looking back on it all those women treated me very well, and sometimes I feel bad for just using them for s***at the time
wait.... like her p**** was strangely wet?
yeah that honestly a little strange.... just judging from what you told me she's probably some crazy cat lady or some s***
It was, to this day, the wettest I've ever had. I almost wanna see her again just to find out, but I feel like if I ever saw her again I would just have to tell her all the things I've imagined I would tell her, none of them very nice.
Where were the cats though?! You can't be a crazy cat lady with no cats. Now I'm thinking about this s*** again. I should sue that b**** for therapy sessions.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@whotosay/video/7283555984788999470
Ayooooo the screen even did a little backshot ripple 🤣
Them old b****es know exactly what they want.
F*** it, alright.
So she said she had to go to the hospital the next week so they could induce labor. She had a whole dead fetus inside of her.
Got me in public looking at my phone like
Got me in public looking at my phone like
It was Halloween the night before. I went as Urkel. You ever seen a nigga sadly put back on his suspenders and do a walk of shame in some high-waters?
The whole s*** was f***ed.
It was, to this day, the wettest I've ever had. I almost wanna see her again just to find out, but I feel like if I ever saw her again I would just have to tell her all the things I've imagined I would tell her, none of them very nice.
Where were the cats though?! You can't be a crazy cat lady with no cats. Now I'm thinking about this s*** again. I should sue that b**** for therapy sessions.
How long ago was this? Was she a white woman? Good chance she could've just not washed it, you know how white wimmenz be with the pets sometimes lol
It was Halloween the night before. I went as Urkel. You ever seen a nigga sadly put back on his suspenders and do a walk of shame in some high-waters?
The whole s*** was f***ed.
im crying
ive only been dating older women recently and honestly its so much better, to all my 20 something kings, do yourself a favor and get a b**** whos over 25
she got her own s***, not with the games, will cook for you and sucks a mean d*** no cap
ive only been dating older women recently and honestly its so much better, to all my 20 something kings, do yourself a favor and get a b**** whos over 25
she got her own s***, not with the games, will cook for you and sucks a mean d*** no cap
facts im 28 so 25-27 is my perfect age
In 2020 I had a rotation of a 36, 39, and 46 year old going at once
All 3 were giving me the best s***of my life
Incredible era of my life
I was 25 and she was like 40
She was cool as hell and best s***i ever had but it felt too weird actually trying to date her
In 2020 I had a rotation of a 36, 39, and 46 year old going at once
All 3 were giving me the best s***of my life
Incredible era of my life
for all the dogs fr