jst curious

I liked you better when you were a dog

you gotta be kitten me

Couple seconds

you need to stop right meow

BARK BARK BARK

300

I’ve held my piss from taking off at YYZ Toronto Pearson all way to stuttgart Germany

As a kid when I went to 2006 World Cup, I was deathly afraid of public toliets and couldn’t imagine using the jumbo jet toliet

Never that long but this reminded me of that person who enter a "hold your wee for Wii" contest or whatever to win a Wii back when it was a phenomenon and their bladder exploded and they died

I’ve been pissing myself lately

held my s*** for like a week +
do not recommend

6 months

Never peed in my life

maybe like 30-60min

2 weeks when I was stuck in the Trojan horse with the boys

that doesn't sound good for you

Im saving it for the right moment

What’s the longest you’ve lasted inside a woman

I don’t know

Holding your pee is a modern societal construct we need to leave behind