i want it so imma go get it

I hate these bad ass kids man

My friend calls me with something to complain about everyday.

I’m really bad with complainers lol I usually tune them out because I don’t be trying to hear it

He has a whole fiancé. Why does he vent to me and not her lol

Just getting myself ready for them to tell me how much this bill is

Key fob alone gone be like 2 sumn

And they ain't got no loaner cars f*** is goin on

be free

was a lil too free and made a mistake on my order

Damn the repair just about what I thought it would be

Shout out that stimmy check

Just crying out of nowhere in public<<<

Theres nobody coming to save me

I want to drink a martini but I don't want to pay for both vermouth and gin. That's expensive

Chillin wbu

every interaction i have with people i seem to irritate them man i hate it sm

I need part 2 of Lupin ASAP

Temporal Pincer Movements

I been in this dealership since 8 and this woman came in smelling like canes

just got back from a covid funeral

think the mayor of a suburb just transmitted rona to me

I didn’t buy it. The hospital gave it to us for gifts and the ran out of black.

@emu Happy 2021. Wish you a prosperous year luv 🤍