YOU MAY BE RIGHT!!!!!!
I MAY BE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

dye your pubes blue
s*** i'll do it too

Why are men made fun of for not “getting it up” either we’re turned on or we’re not

I should get clowned just because you don’t turn me on? What a hoot!

all this lady does is ignore her kids and share posts on facebook

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i think this sentiment is directed more towards people who have an inability to get it up even when they are turned on.

I get up and my mum and sister have a go at me for "using up all the internet" using an ethernet cable ffs

Someone in my apartment building has been downloading movies illegally. So they shut down everyone’s internet.

What a load of s***.

Can’t imagine what that’s like

b**** was mad quiet and throwing mad shade with her expired ass license.

My dreads make me look like Super Saiyan Trunks

disrespect from a b**** or anyone in general is some s*** i don't take lightly, i genuinely show love to everyone don't be an ass.

Airdropping random people on your flight >>>

napped earlier and couldnt sleep so now completing three hours worth of KPIs for work to save time in morning

Can a movie ever get better than Apocalypse Now? I seriously doubt it

I spend alot of time doing nothing and pretty much chilling under the shower head before I actually wash up

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Just ate a bomb ass sushirito

we got a new isaiah rashad feature and im pretty happy