men..

Aren't a majority of Capricorn men controlling?

i'm not controlling..i just prefer that we like the same stuff if we're gonna be in a relationship ..

I’m a popstah, not a docduh

Why do I have nipple pubes

The b**** is lying

Steam won't let me buy this dlc only as a gift???? wtf

Cardigan on. Rosé in my glass. I dare a mf to say somethin

and three peaches

Nice bro. You know what pisses me off? Dragonfruit. Like its got such an epic name and it looks simply delectable. Then you cut it open and you're even more hyped. Who would've expected this?!?! But then you eat it and there's like no flavour. Where they do that at? I suppose it could be symbolic of dragons themselves. Like it sounds really cool and looks great but they don't really exist. So its almost like the name is trying to sound cool while subtlely gearing you up for disappointment. You know?

guys really be going out sad your girls ugly dawg idgaf about "beauty is in the eye of the behilder" "shes cute to me" "i like her personality" bro the real question is could you just not lock down a better one and you had to settle

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never tried it

Well now you've just made me look foolish.

was that a copypasta?

Too lazy to turn on the ceiling fan

this back pain is making me want to die

My post history is like a classic novel. Every s***post a masterwork

theres a difference between care and love guys. Stay up

Im losing my mind with not being able to go out, legitimately losing it

Had a dream I was watching the Eric André show only I was in full control of it and it was bits that never happened in the show , I was sleep laughing irl, craziest and best between dream and reality experience ive had in years, then I remembered I forgot to set my alarm and jumped awake, I was laughing when I woke up that’s how I knew I was laughing irl. Don’t remember a single joke
Edit: i remember having call backs to jokes that were “in the show” and while waking up realizing THOSE jokes never were in the show either, hella layers, I remember Hannibal had me dead. Memory of the dream faded so quick since I shocked myself awake with the whole “my alarms not set and I work in 4 hours” thing, was way overtired and the sleep was less than an hour long. Had to get that off cause it was the best dream
Edit: attempting to recreate it under the same circuses gonna watch the show till I can’t keep my eyes open

how do i look so bad so much of the time

Good morning on this beautiful sunday