You ate a shasauge then came and talked to the boss?

I'm doing the opposite of looksmaxxing rn

Lemme hit up my barber for a cut

I hate any game that requires bein smart

That includes sudoku, krillion, literally all of them

I like being dumb tbh

I have no interest in smart people s***

Lowkey wanna die but im not fiendin for d**** usually those go hand in hand

This coffee (tea) hit the spot when i needed some guidance

F***ing hate white peop i mean republicans

They making weed illegal in my state for literally no reason other than tobacco lobbyists

Then I Beat the Momma.

Sudoku is nice man

smoking cigs

I f***ed my American c***, I loved my English romance
I f***ed my American c***, I loved my English romance
It was dirty, a dream came true, just like I like it, she's got nice t***
It was perfect, a dream came true, just like a song by blink-182

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie
On day one, I met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than f***able
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms
On day two, I f***ed her, and it was wild; she's such a s***