No it’s not me it’s them. I’m being sarcastic or whatever like I’m speaking as if I’m them

Nah Just Nah I'm Not Feeling it ..

i think i got class today but pretty sure my school also observes the holiday today so not sure

Not Columbus day, indigenous peoples day

need to take a s*** at work

History wuz a Lie !

Am I Right..

Stayed home and forgot i had a meeting in the office for my yearly performance review joined virtually but i can tell my boss is mad

natus vincere

born to win

Literally the worst time for me To forget

Taking a sad dump rn

remember when taking a s*** at school was traumatizing. i mean it didnt happen to me but id witness ppl f***in around with those in the stall like throwing wet paper towels n stuff

and then the tiktok trend "devious licks" happened (i been long gone from school by then) but seeing people's shoes get yoinked off while taking a fat s***

I 'ter Fancy Taking My S***s Outside.

Just did. But I got the whole office to myself today

F*** am I Gonna Do Today I Would Go to Frisco Just to Eat a Slice. Banks Closed 🔐.

shouldve s*** with the door open

i just finished mine so relieving

Who You Think Ya' Kiddin' He's the Earth and Heaven And to Ya'.

Ouuhhuuhhaaaoouuuaahuuoooooo ..

I Can Go to Arden and Buy Some Chucks..

Here in ktt2 we s*** with the door open

You should have the camera facing the bed but nah hold on wait to see where I go with this!

Roll out of bed in your pajamas and do the classic stretch and yawn. Then do that old man gum slapping noise. Don’t forget to wipe the coal from your eyes. Then just stare into the camera as you’re sitting on the bed and go “fucks up”

Janitor of the building could have walked in. Last time I had the office to myself I caught him in our break room watching TV cause he thought nobody was coming in.