Me driving 31mph down a 25 mph residential, guy behind me needs to go even faster as soon as I get out of the way. Big red lifted truck. Makes sense. Guess he’s gotta get home ASAP before his wife gets home and beats his ass

I think me and the Irish girl are a thing now. We’ve been on 3 dates

We made out for the first time in my truck outside of the bowling alley. We couldn’t go bowling cuz there was a bunch of schools competing. So when we were looking for something else to do in my truck I suggested we make out and she looked at me like in shock and goes “we haven’t done that yet!” And I said yeah I know and she like immediately leans in to kiss

did she suck ur d*** in the truck tho

No

my bandmate got 2 be a in music video for an artist that has 10 million monthly spotify listeners

my band is gonna make it for real her circle will boost us

My eye itches so bad man

self driving cars will hopefully mean the extinction of reckless and selfish drivers.

i don't even drive and it upsets me man

on von

tate is crazy bad man

trad cons need to hurry up and get obliterated by the sun and i don't give a flying f*** into a rolling donut how they get there it just needs to be done and peter thiel can suck a dilapidated d*** too and share the salty seconds with sam alltman

Trad con sounds sexual

they need to make the twitter likes public just for 24 hours
would be fun

Skin on chicken thighs

Debone

Marinade in
Soy sauce
Pesto
Mustard
Adobo
Saison

Sautee to perfection

Looka that right there

Grill to perfection

Omg bruh why do I suddenly have to poop

After cooking, douse in ketchup and ranch. Serve with mayonnaise bowl for dip

Garlic parmesan sauce

Omg 🤤

You're welcome

Also are you icelandic

Does she sound like the lucky charms guy

No I'm HIV positive