b****es be like i love chocolate and then date a white man

actual facts

i know hella couples where at least one party cheated and they still going strong, together for years

This one dude always using my beats lol

Usually ill send like 7-10 they might use one or two but this dude uses like 4-5

"I was just f***in them girls, I was gon get right back."

2026 and I have no clue why prostitution isn't legalized in this overly sexual era in America.

U aint stingy split ur tablets wit me

Never str8 up went to sleep at work until today

“And nothing hurts anymore, I feel kinda free”

I have a love and hate relationship with Ghost Town but it’s hitting home lately

his best song ever

whew

Started peeing sitting down for maximum exertion. Satisfied with results

ive been doing this for like 10 years, esp at home. i dont really do it much outside my home

This is def not a method for outside toilets. I stopped using urinals tho. Def not an optimal place to urinate.

i dont fw urinals either unless im drunk at a bar or someshit and need to piss really badly

Yeah I'd rather wait to get a stall with personal space then pee next to a nigga with his d*** out 10 inches away from me. I dont even like having the noise of the pee hitting the water too close to me

i also appreciate using some tp to wipe my tip a lil bit

Im more productive than ive ever been and im already drained.

DRAIN
GANG

going to see her soon

Telework for the rest of the week...payday then only two days of work next week.

my bro said she's too normie for me and i was like "i'm that weird???"

Rip his intestines out and feed them to a goat while theyre still attached to his body

Frank not dropping

Tila Tequila