Ngl rawdogging life with no d**** is actually crazy but not being able to go thru life without being high is wayy worse

Shi not dropping

i am sober like 99.95% of my life and it hasnt been that bad i only get f***ed up at concerts/raves/parties

never really experienced getting high casually

I been a loser for a large majority of my life tbh

#constipated

If you commute to work, you have to have come to the conclusion that universal suffrage was a mistake & that most people belong in sweatshops…

Right?

Driving home from work letting some huge farts rip while listening to biggie

200gb of ram usage is insane

Working on the super server

Sometimes I wonder if I’d be happier as a woman. But I’m not trans tho. But also I mostly enjoy being a man.

type s***

Gender dysmorphia itt

Atleast u didnt get blocked by an a&r

5ft Latinas from Tampa

I need more time to train first

Bro bout to have a training arc for sum hoes

Rn I’m just kinda stuck on this 41 year old teacher. Turns out she teaches special ed pre-k. Shes blonde and thick af in all the best places 🤤

Said MAYBE we can go out towards end of week. We’ll see but this typically ends up with me getting ghosted

There is one other cute chick that said she’d be down to go to that alien museum but we haven’t messaged in like almost a week. Going to just sit on that one, may text in a few days

For the Latina I was literally like “no no no I can’t handle no 5ft Latinas from Tampa”

More power 2 u tbh go f*** sum bad b****es

You need to zero in on this one.

she's single again...

I’m locking tf in

Another day another placement