Teejayx6

23h

How does it feel to f*** a mouth

coldfire

1d

I respect other cultures and traditions. But I feel a type way about the haka dance.

I was chilling at my buddy’s place a few years back. We were parked up on his driveway, he’d just moved into a new spot. It’s like 2-3 am, we’re posted up just smoked a blunt. We see some white guy standing next to my car and he yells at us and starts doing the haka dance. I didn’t know what he was doing but we were scared as f***. My buddy tells me to back out of the driveway and bounce but I’m so high and freaked out, instead of putting the car in reverse I unlock the door

He’s like half an inch from the car when I floor it and dip out of there. The next morning we see the same guy, turns out it was his neighbor. He comes up to us and apologizes. Thought we were people that didn’t belong in the neighborhood. He explains he was doing the haka dance to protect his block. Ever since then, I can’t take that s*** seriously man

Poolboy Q

22h

Insanely beautiful like idk Russian realtor lady I tried to be as charming as possible. Gave her my business card idec about getting more pools from her, I just need her to hit me with a late night text

A man can dream

eversince

21h

ur like george from seinfeld

Teejayx6

23h

How does it feel to f*** a mouth

Hazyeyefreakmonstr

21h

Spent 2 hours wrestling with this code bug. Copilot and chatgpt kept saying without fail what the exact error was and they were completely wrong

I literally had asked already if the true bug was the bug and they was like naww no way

eversince

21h

u gotta use claude bruh

Hazyeyefreakmonstr

21h

Never tried it lol is it rly that much better

Hazyeyefreakmonstr

21h

Maybe folk music is my calling wtf

lioned

22h

@early Bigger than life for sure

lioned

20h

Talk itt im not vz @Hndrxx_Free

eversince

18h

All the love in my heart
All the slowly falling words
To wrap around your wrist
Everything is for you
It’s all for you
I want to be the spring rain
And you’re the warmest sun
I look at pictures of you
And write the words between
We can touch each one
And hold them somewhere we can’t lose

Everything i have to say is somewhere
Pulsing against the surface of my heart
All the distant shimmering stars i want to show you
A map of all of them on your body

You make me feel higher than I've ever flown in my life
Whenеver i see you
I fall in love for the first timе
Again, and again, and again
For every little piece of you that stays forever in my heart
You’ll always be everywhere in my eyes
Raining like May