I think my least favorite thing about humans is the hierarchical d***riding

How two people can do the same s*** but only one gets praised due to some predefined perception

Hmmm this cheesy double beef burrito is smaller than the last time I remember

I want a smoothie so bad

Man this chick got the most insane perfect body

I tried to bag but she got kids an she in a relationship

Elaborate

Twas so worth it to transform my basement into a theater/library

Like if the quiet kid makes a funny joke and no one laughs then the popular kid steals the joke

Watching Star Trek original series. When does Picard come in

I gotta cop this Messiah Trilogy omnibus

Why did my boss just text me at 8pm asking what days I'm coming into the office

Why are people calling everything potatoes now? People annoying af

oh wait yeah Brand New Day... can't believe some people are actually using it as slang lol

using them canisters reminds me of half life 2 deathmatch

Really envious of people who have a full head of hair not a lick of balding

The fact that theres no vonte thread on ktt is crazy

Idk what year it was maybe 2026 but we definitely entered the worst timeline as a species

Everyone is brick dumb

Mom been sitting in front of the TV for a week watching AI generated movies

@Teejayx6

You don't want ai slop

Snapped on the grilled cheese

Bout to make a crazy vocal preset

Out like a light today again. Tried to wake up at a reasonable time but I legit couldn’t move

Why is ChatGPT hilarious

I should sleep instead of doomscrolling

doomscroll until you're sleepy