Someone said “they made a game like war and they made war like a game”

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That damn pendulum man 😣

I GOT THIS

I just started playing golf like literally only 14 holes under my belt which was primarily me f***ing around. Going with my boss and some coworkers tomorrow morning. How cooked am I?

I believe it

i would listen to a whole podcast of this s*** bro

Cap

Whats yalls d*** sizes I'm prob 5.75

made another fire demo with my bandmate

I gotta s*** really badly but I have like another hour to go on this train

I know you going thru hell, but I can’t take your storytelling voice seriously cause you sound mad deadpan
this s*** is comedy, I’m sorry

Ima sample this and put it over a Midwest emo riff

Ate A Chipotle sofritas bowl with Doritos ✅

Now I'm about to drink a tall mug of coffee (tea)

I say coffee but its really chai

Treating this big mug like a tall glass of beer

biblical lvl nightmare

Just remembered why I don't go to the mall anymore.

Too much overpriced bullshit and people walking slow.

I think a bird s*** on my hoodie and I ain’t even notice

I hope it didn’t get on my friends couch

"That kid's not even here yet and there's nothing I wouldn't do for him"

Please god I need to lit it rip like beyblade

Cap

If we talking d*** size u gotta go higher

A cowboy always finds a way to leave

6 inch with some decent girth

Most girls be impressed by its size but I think it’s mostly cause im short so it is impressive for my height or something