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Been f***ing this overly freaked out Dominican for the past 3 weeks shawty I have met my match

Welcome.

Deadass just woke up at midnight thinking it was 12pm and i was late for work

Painful to admit but yeah

Just woke up in the middle of the night and this isn’t a dream. Someone did take my pool vacuum yesterday and it’s still gone.

I’m so f***ed. How will I clean pools and how can I afford another vacuum?

I might go out of business. I can’t even keep up with my payments

I've worked on cutting convos short and walking away asap saves this

My sisters husband was raised around white people but me and her are borderline country and that nigga be trying too hard to fit in by talking with a blaccent and saying old outdated black phrases like nigga cut it out

320am an i got work tomorrow

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Hopefully, my luck changes because it’s been months at this point.

i went to the dentist yesterday

i got good teeth

i'm glad i had braces when i was a teenager

i also treated myself to chinese/spanish hybrid food at a restaurant

i ate steak with fried rice mixed with shrimp and pork

Anyone noticed that Ktt messages are back?

ktt2 sexting

been binge watching videos of internet degenerates

s*** is mind boggling.. its actually messing with my head lol

Just up yearning and desiring for more lmaoo

I would marry ayo edebiri on the spot

I have no f***ing clue how people still listen to that Slayyyter girl after seeing the racist tweets. Thought she was fire until I saw that, why make these controversial people in particular famous at all?

So I’m listening to this new wave band Oingo Boingo and I’m loving it, def my cup of tea, then I see that the lead singer Danny Elfman has scored all these blockbuster films. That’s sick….but then, he has this song on his first album called Capitalism that has aged kinda bad lmao pretty funny the song seems so out of place