I know it's late
But I'm hungry gotdamnit 
And I'll tell you why
Because some ignant stupid dumb mfer ruined my breakfast yesterday
I set the oven to turn itself off when the time ran out
And when this fool walked by after it turned off, they thought they were saving electricity by moving one of the knobs
No you dumbass, you actually turned the oven back on by tryna be cute
So i had to struggle tryna even some overly rigid food
Of course I tried but gotdamn I couldn't finish it
So for today I'm still about 300 calories down
I know they did it because they looked sheepish when I said my food somehow got messed up
& because I saw the oven display the specific values it only shows when it is going to turn itself off properly
I pray somebody spills a non scalding hot coffee over them somehow in the morning on their commute
Screw you, you goofy try hard sheepish punk *&93#
Everything in this world is a zero sum game of clout wars
If i got more clout than u im using u and im not finna do s*** for u
Thats how it works
A few months back this cute girl at the dispensary gave me a card with a code on it to go leave a review. She wrote her name and drew a cat on the back. I finally wrote a review. I wonder if she’ll see it
Everything in this world is a zero sum game of clout wars
If i got more clout than u im using u and im not finna do s*** for u
Thats how it works
This is true regardless of economic system which is why im not convinced communism will solve anything
No offense to any mixed people but I'm so glad I'm not biracial or mixed bro i can't imagine having an identity crisis and having to balance two ethnicities. Let alone if one of them was white