I wanna get knockout stage tickets and see messi play but tickets are sky high
So apparently one of my nieces is a guy now
And my other niece has blonde hair
Ain’t nobody in the family has blonde hair
guess thats what happens when u marry a white dude
Having a gringo niecephew is crazy
Having a gringo niecephew is crazy
what’s even crazier is that they’re in the military
they’re f***in tiny too idk how that works
@lightmagic aren’t u good at math

How much does it usually cost to rent some jet skis?
Got crippling fomo bro
That felix flexin Nigga said his song wasnt ai when there's a line that says "watching local cable"
How nasty we getting these days
Money super tight
All you need is 80/20 ground beef (80% lean meat, 20% fat) and water
All you need is 80/20 ground beef (80% lean meat, 20% fat) and water
I get the bone in chicken thighs some 3 dollar ground sausage and some eggs
Literally all i eat. I also get ice cream and hawaiian punch so my blood sugar doesnt go too low
Idk how u function without sugar. I dont eat a lot of carbs at all but i atleast need juice
I probably eat like 1000-1500 calories a day max like im always hungry bro
Thats why i b drinking its the cheapest way to stay sane when u dont got money for anything else
I used to eat veggies a lot but i cant afford that s*** rn