Reading some of the comments on this and grown ass adults can't detect sarcasm.

Pfooooww

This job is choking and suffocating me bro

I went to Publix. She was there. I walked up with a fountain drink n my hand. She walked up to the hot case. She just asked me f I wanted anything and I said I’m just wondering if you’re seeing anybody. She said she was 💔💔💔 I said ok and looked the food. The girl next to her was making sandwiches and wants to start talking about my haircut as I’m quietly panicking trying to just exit the situation.

I had the best deck in my class for a minute

🚬🫩 overthought things for days on how I’ll approach her

Imagined going on dates with her

Now I’m still alone. Hopeless

I know you prolly like that I’m a hood dude

I think I’m about to really go ham in the gym now. I need to get in the best shape of my life
🚬🫩

The thing is tho I don’t wanna be jacked to s***

Can’t stop replaying it in my head 😣

“Are you seeing anyone?”

“Yes, do you want any chicken?”

Just slurped up a half dozen oysters after work

Life is good

I still have some decks, mostly for GOAT format and Edison. My cousins play modern. Whenever we get together we like to play speed duels

I have to learn to stop being nosy bc I'm gonna end up finding what im looking for and idk if I'm ready for that sometimes

Need someone to have gay s***with

U put the lemon on them hoes?

Ill pour a shot of tequila on my oysters

God it’s me, I’m rolling up that sticky icky again

I’m too sensitive

Why she had to be in a relationship ma

I should be texting a new love by now

Lemon and tobasco

Real

Copped a new Rubik’s Cube earlier, this should keep me busy for some time

that will not happen accidentally