Mane where da hoes at

Bag: blown
Mind: lost
Swag: unlocked

its rewarding seeing someones disappointed expression when they realize their peer pressure doesnt work on you

Stayed up too late watching the spurs win

Wanted to call in this morning so bad, but I knocked my cardio out and got me a coffee and I’m bout to thug it out

You swear you’re not a millenial?

since when you do that?

I approached these two girls at the beach cuz there were stingrays everywhere and I just wanted to warn them but also hoping I could spark a convo but I could immediately tell they did not want to do that

I’m like on the fence good looking

Mehhh I'm 97 baby so I'm on the border.

Fell sleep and missed that game

Love making beats that sound like world music

Wish i was on a beach in africa blasting this

My friend was telling me she had a mental breakdown recently and that it’s cause of her ppmd, which I had to google… Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder

Being a girl sounds rough like damn

I'm Way more productive when I'm at the office. Shame its like 25 miles away.

Sucks to be them

This couple walked by me in the store, the guy glanced at me and the girl was behind him and smiled at me in such a flirty way that I never get. Slight confidence boost

I left my carmex at home

They say i got all timers

Yea it can be rough for us

Bros taking that name to heart

Found a baby bird struggling on the ground after its nest turned over. Going to take it somewhere

"Struggle pookie exposed after digging out special ed trailer park bustdown" lmao

Boss called me out the blue and i thought the worst idk why i always do this