I chugged a pint last night and woke up to piss on my hotel sheets

We was walking down the pier eating ice cream and a guy walked up to us and asked if we wanted him to paint a picture of us we said oh hell nah and just went home bruh

I need a b**** badly

My neighbor thought i was dating my roommate

We went to a restaurant and he asked for a milkshake and the waiter brought us two straws

i went out to hibachi with my homie an the waitress gave us one bill

i only met old ppl who were "addicted" to screens and it's always the tv

I’m not the type of guy you can bwing home to mom and dad

P*** and jacking off do harm to the body and mind just like junk food

Isn’t masturbating healthy

That's what they want you to think.