no 🧢

I got a chilli cheese dog delivered to me today

Im on a decline I think

The p**** couldn't been all that. She still eat pork.

nah you made the right choice not handing over your phone.

Could've called the police for him tho

Anyways im just not feeling dating talking to these women. I want women to worship the ground i walk on and make me happy while it makes them happy, im just not into it at all if shes not overtly interested in me sigh!

LMFAOOO personal stuff
that post did not age well

get me outta here

I don't want the world to end before I begin my 20s bro like f*** man.

I feel alone

Retail is so woat

Watching phineas and ferb in full, ima probably cry at the end tbh

Can't wait to eat some cereal later

Homicide... that’s on my mind. Imma kill my dads brother. The Many-Faced God has deemed him unworthy

Women by nature play it cool tho.
So get good at reading the signs.

same goes for u ! 💗

@emu

Hey man so check this out... "peep this", as they say.... I'm about to make myself a sandwich. Cuz ya boy a fool like that. Here's what I'm gonna do. Gonna get myself one of those "everything" bagels. Whatever that means. Toast it. Hit one side with butter, the other with mayo. I know, ew yuck mayonnaise WHITE PEOPLE etc. Then I'm gonna put some wild-caught albacore tuna on it, as well as some alfalfa sprouts. Just thought I'd let you know.

If you can’t then I will, if you won’t then I will ..