Hungry

nah he cool but i was like

We here

Need waffle house

The UFC fight at the White House is the most trashiest American thing we’ve ever done as a country.

Everytime I see a post about it I have to bring up the fact South Park had a whole episode about how the bar dropped so low, and Cartman fought honey boo-boo on the White House lawn in a spaghetti wrestling match while driving mobile scooters

That's 15 bodies

15 shawtys

Crazy Horse? Or Crazy Frog?

First pool customers gate was locked. Think they are out of town

What if your hair jus stopped growing

Very dreary cloudy day

Listening to The Passionate Ones

The labi siffre sample is so good

You know what that’s who I gotta peep. I don’t even know what Labi Siffre even sounds like

Glocko would be a good rap name

9 am I’m on my 4th pool

God I hate old people

Most stubborn subhuman group of people are the retirement generations. Wisdom my ass, old raggedy ass fart generation. Waste of space, time and resources. Imagine crapping your pants all day and thinking you deserve to live

Chrysler 300C drivers are such a specific type of person

Gonna get Burger King after this pool. 8 down, 6 left.

Maga in a nutshell

Shame the empire gotta fall like this but we get it how we live. This is what so many people wanted

Anyone tryna hit the gym?

I love watching it all burn

Fun fact: my truck doesn’t have an alarm system