U gave me life

I gave u pain

Now make it rain

Like hurricane

Mfs be like “she made me pay for her shake shack meal and $20 movie ticket!!!!!! ”

I’ve come to the conclusion that all men are losers

When they ask for the money back cringe af

kpop bestie is gonna try some things on my beats tomorrow excited to hear which ones she picks

Lift and jump up, exhale
This the come up, I'ma excel
I'm the glutmother, I need a XL

Yellow corn tortillas

Once again preaching that old people need to die off, no one is supposed to be full of metal hips and medical issues. God wants you to die and you waste everyone’s time, your wisdom means nothing to me and your experiences are completely unrelatable. Please go drive 7 miles under the speed limit in Hell.

Let them drive their golf carts till the wheels fall off bro

No

Might cut work short and go to the beach listen to Wave by Jobim and sip my bud light lemon margarita on the public bench with the sign near the trash cans that says no alcohol

Put them s***s in a pan for a minute

With a lil queso

f*** i never did that

Now I want some good tacos

create more than you consume

never stop creating

Alright I’m just gonna do this last pool tomorrow im done man I’m spent

Kinda want one of those cream sodas from Taco Bell. All of sudden every fast food place is selling these “dirty sodas” dumb name

Yall can’t take the name dirty soda and gentrify it

I be taking bird s*** on my car to heart. Why they gotta do me like that

I’m here at the beach. I already played Wave like twice now. Gonna play California by Mr. Bungle now

Ming Dynasty p**** got me acting strange. Someone asked me who controls the trade routes I said the Jurchens

Love wacky stupid s***

Cat with zoomies type music

Haunted house zoomies