Lowest form of humans

I put a bottle of cologne on my keyboard so my teams status doesnt get set to away while I'm in bed

lmfao im on my desktop now you know its real

my phone wont charge i think too much sand got in the charging port, ordered a wireless charger but it wont come in until tomorrow

Haven't had any motivation to do school work lately. Work-work is fine, but school? I just do not want to do it. First time in years that I have been on KTT during a class. I have been looking at the Taco Bell, McDonalds and Burger King menus. Wow. Thankfully, next week is Spring Break so I am hopeful I can rest a bit and get back on track for the rest of the semester. Just not feeling it right now.

when i was an intern i would open up notepad, flip my mouse and place it on spacebar. good times

That intelligence mixed with the flyness.

Gun to your head what you chose death or hummus up your ass ?

They fired Mr. Tendernism?!

20 minutes into the flight. Didn’t think i was scared of flying but i definitely am now

Been getting like 10 spam calls a day for the past week

first you find ways to survive
then you find ways to live

winter in the north east usa is so f***ing depressing

is Gain some kind of psyop for white women? most girls I've dated f***ing love Gain laundry detergent

i wasn't scared of flying for some reason, the first couple times i flew. then i started having recurring nightmares of being in a plane crash (unprompted) and now i am petrified of flying. i'll still do it but i hate it

work smarter not harder

We just landed. Hated every second of it

I'm telling them put that gun down and make sure i got some pita too

#trillshitonly

Much cheaper than buying a mouse wiggler lol

glad you made it safely fam. enjoy your travels or enjoy your home (wherever you went)

Gave my last two cents to a man i saw on the corner 🎶🎶

ive been making music with this dude and hes kinda pissing me off so i lowkey jus wanna roast tf outta him

Why does the word music have a hyperlink on it lol

so close