Can’t wait to see how long my hair is gonna be in the summer
The COVID news and all the other depressing stuff is starting to motivate me to be better
fire
was walking home from work a half hour ago... its like 5am, and I had to pull a knife on some f*** head
he was pissing all over the bus stop and side-walk and i told him to watch out while I walked by, and he said "what you gunna do?"
Im too old and too tired to fight some f***ing drunk or d***ged out guy who I dont know what or if he was an diseases, so I just pulled the knife I have to use at work and told him "we could do this right now if he wanted or he could keep moving"
He changed his tune... now I can't sleep and I have no weed
Hate waking up to work emergency texts. People should know I won’t respond to a text at 2/3 in the morning
just call me
I f***ing hate topical jokes. If someone sneezes/coughs or what the f*** ever one more time and my coworker goes "OMG CORONA" One more f***ing time.. Dog I know you don't think that s*** is funny.