I jus got cockblockedd unbelieveably hard

She cute asf we talkin this random nigga comes up mid convo ruined everything

good, losermax

Want you to do me what you show

racists really need to be sodomized with a baseball bat

Jared Leto was a better joker than Heath Ledger

Bro sound like a more osamason version of osamason

Feels so good making magic

Heard there's gonna be a terrorist attack at disneyland on Reddit

Swear these ppl slow as fuuuck

Why wpuld u specifically ask to meet the delivery guy then proceed to ignkre 3 calls

One day imma cook the life outta some f***ing dumbass who thinks imma grovel for their tip

f*** Minnesota

Lemonpops

All in on algo trading

it was unreasonably cold today

Word on beat freestyle

Just made some homemade flower tortillas while drinking vesper martinis. Looking at the lights on the Christmas tree while watching one of the victims of the Eagles D on their way back to the Supra Bowl

Billy Joel, Fleetwood Mac and hall and Oates playing in background
Christmas time!
(Sydney Sweeney meme)

Bro

That was possibly thr worst day at work of all time

41 degrees(105 f),everything running behind, nothing prepped

Stayed back
Had to go to site on my way home to help the team

Got f***ing rear ended the second time this yesr even though i was at a complete stop - thankfully no damage

What a joke

But im on holidays now

I miss the chill vibes in mundane s*** like driving thru the downtown part of a city skyline and watching The city lit up at night.

Or just a woman's touch

I feel like i have too much inner demons that stop me from progressing

Ah you’re such a F***ing Monkey! Hehehe

I'm going to eat so much bullshit today.

My roonmate an his friends stay up till 7am every night playing games

If they put that time into something else the results would be amazing