Fuuuuuuuck

Saw someone with a Shuckle sticker on the bạck of their car and I tried to speed up to show some Shuckle love, got right up next to the car and it’s this cute af chick
I tried waving real quick but my lane was backed up and had to slow down

How do you sober someone up quickly?
My white friend & me both travelled far to go to Clipse tonight & I'll be doing other things throughout the weekend

Before we head, he calls me to tell me he's lost, on his way & has had 7 beers
I know im gonna be nursing this MFer all night

Are water, time & hope my only options?

A few bananas and water

Certain people need to tell me they're proud of me
That mean a lot to me
Not havin' closure, it take a lot out of me

have him take a nap

Call me Shedinja, cuz I will never heal 🫩

Got my glasses fixed today

My roommate actually believes that ice is doing the right thing

Yes hes hespanic too

Niggas wanna sound smart so bad

Narcissists all think alike

If it dont hurt me then whats the problem? Morality is an illusion and irrelevant

Thanksgiving break where are u 😣

Just gonna print this code out so I’ll have something physical to look at

I don’t really fw multitasking important s*** stfu so I can concentrate

Clipse show was good, the rest of the crowd fumbled Keys Open Doors

Ew ur british

Can a nigga not hop on a plane to visit his friends?

I'm tryna snatch one of these passports up while im here anyway, f*ck i look like paying for an am-buh-lamps

The population of young, single mothers is too god dang high nowadays

What happened to snowboy

I saw a video of a lady getting jumped by elementary school kids

S*** sound like a joke but that s*** might’ve been the saddest thing I seen smh… horrible

🍏pay really does make transactions so much faster

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