Mind over matter, its magic

I do magic

Im tryna swing on anyone who identifies as republican

last night I told her I love her but she didn’t said it back

Man of the year

These dudes think im a magician

i was talkin to my friend, he said he was with his friends at some bar this drunk girl walks up talkin bout some random s***, idk but anyways they talkin bout philosophy an life an s***, she said "i dont rly think anything matters" my bro friend literally says "if nothin matters why dont u put a gun to ur head and kill urself"

these losers are TRIPPIN bruh

Had some chopped steak yesterday s*** was bussin but I got it well done next time I’ll do medium well lol was a lil tough

Adhd kickin my ass rn

Nigga gotta learn not to scare the hoes

Nah them dudes need therapy 😭😭

Literally all my exs live in Texas like I’m George Strait

might be a lil late now but seasonal retail jobs are always a thing if you dont mind that. if u got a busy mall could try some fast fashion stores.

for warehouse, i think the quickest is thru an agency or just apply at a amazon warehouse. they always seem to be hiring due to their turnover rate...

Bruh I’m over here dealing with emails and s*** how do I explain to this nigga idk what I’m supposed to be sending you I thought you were the one that had to send me documents

bruh this lady supposed to email me my health insurance s*** so i can get on that s*** and she really keeps forgetting.

she came back last week to grab my email and told me shes gonna send it right away.

still havent received s***

I would ask for her email and send something to her first that’s what I did in this situation

i did email her she sits right next to me too ima just ask in a couple days lmao this s*** is annoying tho cause i dont have insurance since im too old to be on my parents now

Oh nah you gotta get on her ass then

Just politely tell her “oh hey did you send me that email? ”

“How about you just send it right now since we’re both here? “

I def feel you on that insurance tip though I had to start getting my own too since I’m old enough to get off my folks insurance

i like your approach.

I'll def do it tomorrow or weds. it's monday and she seems busy lol

so... how bout that email

S*** busy is subjective sometimes people procrastinate and just knock a bunch of s*** out at once and if that’s her case you telling her that today might put a fire under her to go ahead and send it.
Gotta handle that tho cause what if you f***ed around and got in a wreck before work tomorrow now you’re assed out cause she bullshittin
Trust your discernment though if she genuinely busy yeah just get at her Tues or Wed

real lowkey tho i been tryna get tested cause ive been sleeping around so insurance would be nice right now

but u right some bum could hit my car or something lol

nvm she just came up to me asking to fill it out by today im like i didnt get no email

so now shes working on getting the form sent to me lol

When you realize the chick you’ve been talking to all morning is just a chatbot

Imma use ya beat

Yea aight

Some niggas be hard to get in touch with for all the wrong reasons. Like why tf you call me, I call back within 2 minutes and you just automatically not picking your s*** up

Ain’t a one time thing either most of the time you can just send whatever you calling for in a text if you finna have me respond to the text and call back lol