@Cowboy

Im such a gewt. Finna shmegalyang a job in this b****

Women really fumble when it comes to name brands. “Sex worker” does not entice me to wanna trick on you. Now a hoe? I might have a couple dollars for you

My coworker is definitely getting fired today. Bro just started giving another coworker a shoulder massage out of nowhere.

That was my exact reaction as I saw it happening.

You wear your flaws on your sleeve. But u never even knew how obvious it all is because nobody will tell u the truth
The men wanna f*** and the girls are too delusional or apathetic so no one tells u the truth even when its obvious. Thats why its good to have people who will keep it real with you, to help u grow, even when it hurts

The higher your social status the less obvious your flaws are to yourself

Losers know all their flaws. It gives us power. Thats why we tend to do better long term. Dont peak at the wrong time

I have the choice of seeing the Clipse on Thursday but I have to work super early the next morning. I really want to go but priorities man

Flame from Soul Plane is Uncle Ruckus

Go f*** it. Anything that happens at work will blow over

I faced the fact that when my dad dies i wont miss him i wont feel sad and i wont feel like i lost someone significant.

Just go or youll regret it

Pump a couple coffees and sleep early the next day

why do
birds
suddenly
appear..

Ironically, when man sets about to improve his health & physical fitness through exercise, he devises systems which lack the simple wisdom of the tiger

Alhamdulilah

I’m going

Stupid

I passed the exam but I'm mad at the s*** I got wrong like nigga I'm PISSED

Im done

Had to present a seminar and 6 interviews yesterday

Had to give a talk today

Im f***ing done

I feel this

I need to make another account so i can rly troll on that higher level