I wanted to be in the music business once upon a time. Seems like a clown show though. I’m straight.

I don't say this enough but I really appreciate this site.

Just ordered from one of my favorite places to eat, now I’m waiting for it to be en route

Instant confidence boost

This job hunt is beating my ass man

Iykyk

I ain’t gone lie. I gotta be in the top 10% of liars on the planet.

Bump

Over here fighting tryna keep the bullshit tweets off my feed. Not interested.

feels good to be back

cool avi

Trash begone!

Your Body is different from mine

Best sleep I’ve had in a while

I won’t shame you if you listen to R Kelly

I have a deadline and I'm not sure if I'm gonna meet it

This b**** asked for a coconut pineapple milkshake

I looked at the nigga working at the drive thru we looked at each other like wtff

U ever feel like ur losing clout but dont know why

I feel like them class clown niggas when they have a off week an niggas start questioning if he even still funny

I got an idea for a video game

Its just elden ring except u fight for d**** instead of gear and the game is about selling d**** but u can also take the d**** and get combat boosts

Like gta mixed with elden ring

Im not an attention w****. Im just a dude who thinks hes way funnier than he really is (allegedly)

Pull up, crash the Bugatti…

Oh them skaters fw me now

Everyone lovee killlswitch engage