Touched by the blessings of God ur hands

nd it's funny when they shooting u how dem folks be whatchin u

Like some wanna hate, but then they c da camera and instinctively they shy away

My moms a terrible cook

Lmfao so there's this 70yr old gay dude and his gay assistant that's like 30 yrs old
And they always be cheering when I pass by with da music, 2 business guys

And the older guy was like;
"Yeah only negative about this dude is that he isn't gay"

And then they both was like;
"If a gay guy hits on u or thinks u pretty it is da ultimate compliment, cause gay guys be picky and also pay close attention to men that look very clean"

Tbh I think it was my mom that said it too, when I told in da clubs gay guys would try hit on me

"Son just c it as a compliment, same when grannies flirt or give ya a compliment, just means u are a beautiful man and dress very well"

Like I be saying it, when u be gl
Folks don't really tell u that
"They assume u know" it's more so certain cues ya pick up on

And it's not like ladies literally throw themselves at ya, but u do always have a certain reaction, positive or negative
And for example am 28 but ever since I was 18/19, like middle aged ladies or mom's would seek contact or are get very close(just recently this wife started hugging my arm as her husband was literally joking around with me lmfao)

But it's like, if someone's gonna tell u look good, it's gay guys or grannies tho
"U dress nice and ur also a very beautiful looking man! Are u dating? I have a grandchild, lovely girl!"
Average Convo with a grannie

I think i somehow got caught up in a money laundering scheme

Growing up is realizing ur mom cant cook

28 at midnight, wonder whats next for me

i miss my mothers food. She made some magic

I feel u, my mom can cook but she be doing way too much sometimes

Fr bro its lowk sad esp cause i find cooking to be hobby of mine. Seeing how my fam in general does s*** is depressing

Korean BBQ wings for the win

F*** I look like masturbating and playing with my own s***.

F*** I look like f***ing countless women and chasing lust.

Semen retention > all that lustful s***.

Using my life force to build the brain, body, and bank account.

Interesting how dry fasting keeps me warm in this cold as hell weather.

new nvme drive came in only for me to realize my motherboard doesnt have the screw to screw the s*** down

Damn every black celebrity pic/post online=
Friend of Diddy

same happened to me and I improvised with a random screw I had, if you have spare screws just look for one smaller enough to get into the hole and you should be fine

Who invented calling people chief?

Feel like it’s right there in my memory. Wasn’t it like a viral video and we all started using it?

Goddamn, thought and warned my mom bout this toxic b****

Like my mom said she had a new colleague at work and turns out it was this chick, that was trynna get real close to me year ago

And I told my mom like nah that big weird, give me lots of toxic vibes and s***

Ofc my mom never listened and now this b**** is running wild/skipping work and using my damn mom to dump her issues and s*** smh

My mom today;
I should have listened, u were right about her, am going crazy

It's kinda funny
Cause in life when ya meet a few toxic fools and really study them
The way they move, why they move how they move, how they operate, how they talk, when and why they talk, what they say, about who they talk etc

They all operate the same way funny enough

It's literally one manual "How To Toxic" 10 pages long and they all read the same book

Best advice even when u lucky enough and u just meet one and they happen to be with a person they've known longer than u

Watch how they treat that person
Compared to u

Ur new in they life, they still need to get to u, with they "nice persona" magic potion
The other person not so much, boring to them

happy international 🥷 day to anyone who celebrates

international what day?