vamos, carioca
sai do teu sono devagar
o dia já vem vindo aí
o sol já vai raiar

Why is this even a thing

watch out for hurricane if ur living in the gulf

Ggs weirdos hope they leak everything

nah it starts today

100 days left

My mom was over and gave away a half finished cake to my cousins I had in the back of my fridge because she thought “no one was eating it”.

I’m about to run her toothbrush down my crack

This girl asked me if i had a hidden zen i looked in my pocket grabbed a zyns an said "u mean like this?

Texas here we come

Getting the title to the bimmer transferred to my name

first beam ?

Finally pulled a fit girl. Tired of messing with chubbies

i have a fmf threesome and ngl im pretty insecure about my manhood rn

About to fly from Sydney to Santiago for an 8 week holiday. So excited

Yes

2007 X3

get ready for that oil spill nigga

Lol

lol
oll
oil

TAke

Just stepped on the scale. I lost 40 pounds over the last year (215–>175)

F***ing baller

I need to hurry up and pre order Black Ops 6