Seriously considering getting zooted before work

I was sick from before standard cold type s***, but damn I just felt so unbalanced energy wise, could tell I need to eat better

Ig when im sober it's easier to see what I'm doing right and wrong, the pills allow me to just deal with everything more easily tho

If you fast for 18 hours or more you'll have mental clarity like a mothafucka.

Can see what you're doing right and wrong so clear you'll realize you're self sabotaging yourself like crazy.

Sip slow dont drink fast im trying make this last

wish we’d grown up on the same advice

saw a taliban tweet with 65k likes

F*** my gay chungus life

My next hobby: collecting historic and ancient coins

June will be a great month.

Just saw a book published in 1968 which took for granted that, “during the next decade or two, man will explore planets other than his own.”

I aint realize as I get older women care more about height and muscles

I got everything but those 2

How in God's name did I allow that to slip under my nose

My new hire told me "it was nice working with you Mr. Will!" with a really positive tone And my dumb ass said "alright see you next shift"

She dead ass quit that day when she said that lmao

Women care about looks more than men

LUST.

Maybe!

No smart man gets married.

said i was done with mentally ill big titty women but i lied

what if i said pride parades are pointless today

Flat tire
Side of the road
On a god damn saturday

Got 2 wait an hour for towing

aaaaaaa

at least i have plans today. it was only thing that kept me going this week

This s*** finna take all day smh