i look like s*** lmao

I sound like juice wrld mixed with yachty

Down to just 75 tabs open

Dustin, he a Hoffman

wait masterclass is actually a slang now?

Just got done with the annual physical, we not dying today

bidets should be mandatory in every washroom

Shoutout to Brazil

I jus popped 300mg of seroquel and I feel completely normal

Rly don't wanna drink but at the same time I rly do

I feel like it's pretty obvious that Christianity is founded in the beliefs of schizophrenic individuals

Like u might as well worship any homeless dude ranting on the corner

We going up this year

My favorite singer is doing FOURTEEN STADIUM CONCERTS in my country and I couldn’t buy one ticket because they sold out immediately.

What am I supposed to do now…

Fun fact: if u look up music in the dictionary it's just a picture of me

My girl don't know I'm Ron Mexico

Not schizophrenic, but an amalgamation of many different religions/beliefs/practices of conquered lands to make them docile

If your American, think about how the local chain grocery store is most likely a Kroger. Even if it's a Ralphs, Dillons, Smith’s, King Soopers, Fry’s, QFC, City Market, Owen’s, Jay C, Pay Less, Baker’s, Gerbes, Harris Teeter, Pick‘n Save, Metro Market or a Mariano’s.

made 10 beats today

All heat

I feel like the inspiration for the Bible had to come from some psychedelic trip or psychosis. It easily explains everything about christianity

That's the Brain Muraresku type theory. He has a book called the Immortality Key that kinda spoke to that and the rituals with psychoactive d**** like Amanita Muscaria, frankincense and myrrh